Dear person I hate,
How do I put this kindly… you’re a gutless bastard, but really… I am so glad you’re not in my life any more, and I guess I don’t really hate you… I just despise you a fuck load.
sincerely me.
Dear person I like,
this is kinda non applicable, because I don’t like anyone at the moment…. so yeah
Dear ex boy/girlfriend
I guess you could just read the top one and understand what I mean, but well it’s like this. You’re a prick, a truly gutless prick that showed me I shouldn’t take people at face value and taught me who my real friends are, honestly, I am so glad I told you to fuck off and that I didn’t have to get my friends to hurt you for being an asshole. I hope she’s worth it because clearly I wasn’t and in all honesty, you weren’t worth me.
sincerely me, the girl you fucked around and broke the heart of.
Dear ex bestfriend,
I would love to say I miss you or something… but honestly I don’t. I hope you’re happy.
sincerely me
Dear bestfriend,
there’s four of you… which means I have to address this to the four of you.
so. Annabelle, thankyou for being my friend for the last 8 years you’re amazing and beautiful and I love you so much!
Emma, thankyou for everything, from the crying with me to the bitching with me, I love you so much. and thankyou for having stuck with me for 8 years.
Matt, you’re awesome and amazing, and I miss our train trips, because lets face it… they were epic. But thankyou for listening to me whinge and bitch and for calming me down and getting me to think realistically.
And last but not least… Chris, you’ve made it to that close friend tier in my life, the one that’s like a cake… well you’re there :) you’re epic. thankyou for chatting to me about random shit, for indulging my fangirlness and for listening to me whinge about college and getting me to think on the brightside and keeping me grounded.
either way. without the four of you, I would be fucked. So I thankyou all for listening to talk about random shit and for loving me as I am.
sincerely, Me… maddy!
Dear boyfriend
seeing as you’re non existent…. I will say this… when I find you need to be a liberal supporter, sci fi junkie and cat lover that likes italian and mexican food. Also, if you haven’t watched NCIS then I will be upset.
sincerely your future gf
